Dear Denise: I want my husband (62) to spank me but he’s a grumpy old sod
“He says he will try it once I spank him back. I am not that strong and was wondering if I should buy a whip.”
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Lots of people enjoy a sexy slap on the bum in the bedroom. Photo: Getty Images
A good lover will ease into finger fun. Photo: Getty Images
Dear Denise: I want my husband (62) to spank me, but I want him to tell me he loves me as he does it. I don’t want him to tell me I am bold. He is a grumpy old sod and he tells me that I am bold plenty. I just want to try it once.
He says he will try it once I spank him back. I am not that strong and was wondering if I should buy a whip. They have leads in the local pet shop that look just fine to me. I hate online shopping and all the sex shops are in Dublin and the big cities.
Why do people even like it? Is there something wrong with them? I worry I might cross a line and then I won’t want sex without a good spanking.
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Answer: You are so curious about it, wouldn’t it be shame not to give it a go? People on the kinky side say there’s no one word to accurately describe the appeal of the erotic spanking but it is a delightful sting and warmth — with vibrations that it sends through the whole region.
For one thing, the region favoured by the modern spanker is a tender zone that, when smacked just right, rouses the neighbouring genitals in both men and women.
If you’ve no interest in the humiliation aspect, just tell him to tell you he is spanking you because you are too sexy. Telling you he loves you 20 times might get boring. A leather dog lead sounds good.
Is my penis normal?
Query: My penis is a funny shape. It’s a little curved. I feel weird about it and it gets in the way of meeting new girls.
Answer: Don’t worry. They are all different sizes and they vary in length. They can be thicker or thinner at the top or bottom and, of course, different colours.
In the world of porn, a few types of penises take centre stage, but that’s the same with breasts. You are perfectly normal.
Spot the difference
Query: Is there a difference between transgender and transvestite?
Answer: Being transgender refers to someone’s identity falling outside the typical male-female binary or transitioning to live as their true gender which is different to the one they were born with.
A transvestite is when a man wears dresses, skirt, jewellery, wigs and walks and talks like a woman.
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